Essay:Time to organize SuiPed (Suicidal Pedophiles)

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VirPed is so yesterday. The idea didn't gain any traction at all. It's not enough for pedophiles to abstain from offending; people want them to stay in the toy box as well. But what about those of us who view sex with children to be so gloriously magnificent that we can't possibly refrain from telling the whole world how much we want it?

We in the pedophile movement haven't been able to gain much ground politically, as demonstrated by the kinds of surveys people try to take around here. Why are we hearing from psychologists rather than from political scientists? Shouldn't they be polling to see where the pedophile voters stand on the important issues of the day? It's almost like people view as nothing more than lab rats for their research into the mentally disturbed, fit only to spend an hour wandering through their maze of poorly-worded questions, with no cheese at the end but only self-incrimination. Well then, maybe it's time to die like rats!

Everywhere we go, people don't even want to hear out our arguments; rather than treat us like humans worthy of the same freedom as speech as others, they just wants to kick us out like stray dogs. Well maybe it's time to die like dogs then!

I say, time to retreat and retrench, by focusing strictly on one right and one right only, viz., the right to kill ourselves in an orderly and peaceful way by means of assisted suicide clinics. The law should be changed so that a diagnosis of pedophilia or pedophilic disorder permits us to get that fatal dose of barbiturates.

Why shouldn't the Establishment grant that request? What possible objection could they offer? They already have relegated us to the lowest possible status and said that we're trash. Well, maybe it's time we took ourselves out like trash then!

SuiPed asks no membership dues, because this organization can support itself with the gifts that pedophiles voluntarily donate because they won't be needing their worldly possessions anymore, once our agenda is achieved.

Pedophiles should no longer have to sneak into the closet to hang themselves by a belt when no one's looking, so that the teleiophiles can cry their crocodile tears and say, "Every suicide is a tragedy!" Yeah, that wasn't what they were saying on the Internet the other day, in the comments section to a news story about a sex offender getting busted. We saw that pro-pedophile-suicide propaganda they were putting out there. Well then fine, maybe it's time to take heed and act upon it!

Pedophiles should be allowed to openly announce their suicidal intentions and their reasons for wanting to off themselves, and proceed to the suicide clinic without anyone trying to forcibly stop them. They should be given the same deference that a woman going to an abortion clinic is offered. Yeah, the antis can protest outside all they want, but it's still our body and our choice.

The criminal justice system wants to give us a life sentence? Why not one-up them, and make it a death sentence? It's the Biblical way! When a man asks for your shirt, you give him your cloak also; when he asks you to walk one mile with him, you go two; when he asks for your life, you give him your death.

Why'd you teach us in the schools about Patrick Henry and "give me liberty or give me death" if you didn't want us to live by that? Huh, fourth-grade social studies teachers? This is all your fault; you trained us to think this way, filling our heads with these noble ideals so we could be manipulated into serving this country, only to be rudely awakened to the reality and find that it was all a bait-and-switch. Well it's time to get a refund!